Untitled (Fruits Basket)

Outtake 1: Censorship Uncensored

featuring Yuki, Kyo, Tokimi, Hatori and the Editors

Yuki is half asleep as he walks down the stairs wearing a gothic Lolita style dress. He dressed himself in his sleep, and he knew how to put it on too.

Yuki: (looks down) Fuck. /beep/ Ah! What was that?

Kyo: (looks up) What?

Yuki: Didn’t you hear it?

Kyo: Hear what?

Yuki: That beep!

Kyo: What beep?

Yuki: (glance glance) (mutters) Fuck. /beep/ That one!

Kyo: ... (walks away)

Hatori: (walks in from the hall, reading) What are you swearing about? (looks up) Oh my god... (walks away)

Yuki: ...

Tokimi: (in the kitchen) What’s wrong with you Ha’ri?

Hatori: Yuki... he’s wearing a... (ahem) a dress...

Tokimi: (perks up) Where? I want a picture! (runs to the stairs) Yuki-chan! (hugs) You’re so pretty!

Yuki: ... (sweatdrops)

Tokimi: (walks back into the kitchen) It’s not right.

Hatori: Of course it’s not! Men aren’t supposed to wear dresses.

Tokimi: Of course they are! (ahem) I mean... yes, you’re right. But he didn’t know...

Kyo: (walks in) I’m hungry!

Hatori: Too bad.

Tokimi: Piss off, neko.

Kyo: Fuck you. /beep/ (runs off) I heard it! I heard it!

Yuki: I told you so. (walks upstairs to change)

Tokimi: (chasing after Kyo with her giant hammer/axe)

A few minutes later...

Yuki: (from upstairs) How the hell /beep/ do you get this thing off?

Elsewhere...

Editor A: Can we fix that?

Editor B: No, the budget won’t allow it.

Editor A: Couldn’t we just take it out?

Editor B: The budget won’t allow it.

Editor A: But we haven’t even put it in the movie yet.

Editor B: The budget won’t allow it!

Editor A: But...

Editor B: THE BUDGET WON’T ALLOW IT! (runs away)